Apart from his face looking like a desirable punch bag, he cons Wayne and Garth out of their show like the slippery bastard he is, and then tries to steal Wayne's girl. He may create some humour, but I hate the man, and Rob Lowe's casting probably doesn't help.
Normally I love Robert Carlyle, but this character does my nut in. He makes no effort whatsoever to save his wife from the infected, and then proceeds to lie to his children about it. Then when all should be sorted he's stupid enough to break into the quarantine facility to make out with his wife that he abandoned in the first place, and turns himself all infected. What a dick. Then even when he isn't consciously human any more he manages to get in the way for the rest of the film.
Coming from the worst Harry Potter film, Umbridge is the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher sent by the Ministry of Magic. She starts off being an irritating bitch to then dominating the entire school. She humiliates Harry in front of his class mates, then uses some nasty magic on him, tries to sack a teacher, tries and fails (HA!) to remove Dumbledore, then takes over Hogwarts making it a school of witchcraft and misery, among other annoying things that make you want to rip her hair out. The face says it all, hats off to Imelda Staunton.
I will try to refrain from ranting about how much this film itself annoys me and concentrate on this twat. He tries way too hard to get into Rose's knickers when she clearly isn't interested, he undermines everyone who isn't as rich and fabulous as him, is completely up his arse to the point of thinking he has power over them, and then to top it off gets Jack falsely arrested and uses a crying girl as a tool to get onto a lifeboat. Again the face says it all, but not hats off to Bill Zane, he just looks like a twat anyway.
Apart from trying to steal the medallion from Marion near the start of the film, he doesn't do an awful lot. He just pisses me off, as he looks and sounds like a slimy bastard and I'm glad he melts.
This lovely fellow starts off looking not so yellow, normal in fact, but he is actually a child molester and killer who has kidnapped little Nancy Callahan. But when you thought he couldn't get any worse he returns later on in the film as a smelly, deformed yellow bastard. He then manages to kidnap a now adult Nancy again and means to rape and kill her, but she refuses to scream as he tortures her because it's the only way he can 'get it up'. There just isn't anything likeable about this guy, therefore deserves his gory yet satisfying fate.
Looking essentially like a man, this woman has to be one of the most disliked children's characters of all time. She's brilliantly cast, but my god don't you just want her to fall off something high? She's a headmistress who treats the children like dirt, and if they're bad puts them in the 'chokey', a hole in the wall with a door of spikes. Lovely. She throws children out of windows, force feeds them, doesn't like smiles or laughter, abused her niece who works at the school as a teacher, and it is suggested she also murdered her brother! Kudos Roald Dahl, you created a monster.
I know that although Quaritch is a villian in the movie, a lot of people like him for being both bad ass and very determined, but I'm not one of them. From the moment he entered my 3D vision I thought he looked like a slimy bugger, and by gum he is one. Never giving up, ever ruthless, the tough bastard fights on and somehow avoids death until the last moments when he fights in the machine Cameron stole from his own Aliens film. If someone is that passionate about killing a whole race of people then he deserves a nasty death, rather like Hitler.
Burke gets a special honorary mention for being such a cock that he inspired me to write this list. Congratulations you slithering maggot. Burke is from the Company, and accompanies Ripley and the marines on their mission to 'destroy' the aliens. Ripley finds out that he caused the outbreak by instructing colonists to research the ship from the first movie, and that he wants specimens so he can profit from using them as biological weapons. He then tries to use Ripley and Newt as carriers of the specimens and planned to kill the other marines on the way home by sabotaging their cryogenic pods. And he still manages to piss me off when he refuses to help the rest of the crew and leaves them essentially to die outside the door. Burke, you are a berk.
Based on the real life man, Amon is the SS officer hired to build and run the Plaszow concentration camp, and he isn't a nice chappy. Like many nazis he is happy to murder thousands of jews, and takes part in war crimes which he later gets found out for. Ralph Fiennes portrays him brilliantly, and doesn't leave room for empathy.
He's a smarmy knob who thinks the Ghostbusters are frauds, and tries to get them shut down for housing dangerous chemicals in their basement. Because of this he gets them to shut off the grid and all the ghosts are released to cause havoc on New York... nice one. It's difficult to watch him speak without hating him. Peck even inspires the most genius line in the film:
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
The corrupt, and ruthless warden of Shawshank Penitentiary. He exploits the system to get as much money as he can, although tries to present himself as a devout Christian. Apart from his whole demeanor, the most irritating thing he does is executes the guy who had the evidence for Andy's release, just because he can. Thankfully he shoots himself in the face.
This man.... is a sadistic wanker that works as a guard in the Penitentiary, but because he 'knows people' higher up he can get away with things and the other guards can't do anything. He skulks around and harasses everyone, and he's that heartless he stomps on Mr Jingles the mouse and kills him (who thankfully gets brought back to life). He then proceeds to botch an execution by purposely not wetting the sponge which is meant to make a quicker, smoother death. Thankfully he then gets given a sickness from John causing him to go into a catatonic state, and is sent to Briar Ridge Mental Hospital where he earlier promised he would transfer his post. Ha. Kudos to Stephen King for creating two amazingly detestable characters, Norton and Wetmore.
Ever since the first time I saw this woman I don't think I've felt more rage over a film character. Everything about her oozes evil. True, she has to deal with mental patients, but you could have a little heart. Her cold, sadistic face makes my skin crawl. She has almost complete power over the patients of her ward, of their medication, meals, and activities, and will happily remove privelages if she is displeased by people in any way. McMurphy challenges her methods and her power, by doing things such as wanting to watch the super bowl and do a vote but even when he wins she refuses to comply. She uses her force against him more and more throughout the film eventually leading to his lobotomy. She does however end up losing some of her control as McMurphy damaged her vocal chords, unfortunately not strangling her to death, which I certainly would have.
And in joint first place:
I couldn't resist. They just have to be the top. It might be a little to do with the terrible story lines and the dire acting; but I have never hated three main characters in a film franchise, I didn't think it was even possible. Bella is the protagonist; she's just pathetic and irritating and I honestly don't care what happens to her which I should considering she is the main focus. Edward and Jacob are the two 'SEXY' guys fighting over her, totally plausible as one happens to be a vampire, the other a werewolf. I honestly don't understand why young girls are practically killing themselves over how much they love these films... I just hope that these aren't the people that will one day be running the country. Sorry guys, it had to be done. I will be overjoyed when the franchise ends and people get a good supernatural obsession, like zombies.
